Co-Worker Theatre Presents:

The Great Atlantic vs. Pacific Debate

Cast:

The Cubies

Me

Scene 1- Fishbowl cubicles. Cubie #1 sits at her desk reading tmz.com. Cubie #2 enters st. lft. With papers in hand. She stops in front of Cubie #1’s desk.

Cubie #2:

My son leaves for China on Sunday!

Cubie #1:

Is he excited?

Cubie #2:

Oh yeah! He loves flying!

Cubie #1:

So, they fly over the Pacific to get to China, right?

Me:

(Remains silent, peers anticipating over computer monitor.)

Cubie #2:

Yes-no, wait. They fly over the Atlantic to get to China. You cross the Pacific going to other way; to Australia.

Me:

(dies.)