Co-Worker Theatre Presents:

The Great Atlantic vs. Pacific Debate

Cast:

The Cubies

Me

Scene 1- Fishbowl cubicles. Cubie #1 sits at her desk reading tmz.com. Cubie #2 enters st. lft. With papers in hand. She stops in front of Cubie #1’s desk.

Cubie #2:

My son leaves for China on Sunday!

Cubie #1:

Is he excited?

Cubie #2:

Oh yeah! He loves flying!

Cubie #1:

So, they fly over the Pacific to get to China, right?

Me:

(Remains silent, peers anticipating over computer monitor.)

Cubie #2:

Yes-no, wait. They fly over the Atlantic to get to China. You cross the Pacific going to other way; to Australia.

Me:

(dies.)

It's the BATMAN

I would just like to point out that the president of Bat Conservation International is named Merlin Tuttle.









Oh yes, and that bees and bats are dropping dead for no apparent reason; but that 's not a tiding of doom...no, no way.