Me:
(reading the news and finding interest in the ways of the world)
Did y'all hear that Japan ran out of butter?
Cubie #1:
(stares at me incredulously)
Ran OUT of BUTTER?!
Me:
(nods)
Yeah, it's on CNN, BBC and Reuters.
Cubie #1:
How does a country run out of butter?
Me:
Well, they're saying that since the price of grains and cattle feed is so expensive, the cows aren't producing as much as they should and butter production is delayed.
Cubie #1:
What the hell do COWS have to do with butter?!
Me:
(long pause)
Well...cows make milk you see...
(reading the news and finding interest in the ways of the world)
Did y'all hear that Japan ran out of butter?
Cubie #1:
(stares at me incredulously)
Ran OUT of BUTTER?!
Me:
(nods)
Yeah, it's on CNN, BBC and Reuters.
Cubie #1:
How does a country run out of butter?
Me:
Well, they're saying that since the price of grains and cattle feed is so expensive, the cows aren't producing as much as they should and butter production is delayed.
Cubie #1:
What the hell do COWS have to do with butter?!
Me:
(long pause)
Well...cows make milk you see...
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