A Deal-Breaker, for sure.

I once went on a date with this guy and things were going great until we got back to his place and I saw that his CD collection featured Sublime, Creed and ICP rather prominently. I then had to form a graceful exit strategy claiming "womanly" things. He called me a week later and I let him go to voicemail.

(from Dustinland)

For awhile I felt bad about this until I realized that Music Nerds can and should only date other Music Nerds. It's a safety thing; god forbid you begin to get a little personal and he decides to play "When You Look Me In The Eyes" by The Jonas Brothers in place of anything by Zero 7, M83, or even Prince (all of these acceptable choices. Nothing kills the mood quite like a tune produced by the Mouse).

To further incriminate myself as a Music (Snob) Nerd, there are certain friends of mine at whose parties I always arrive with a fully charged iPod; spending the precious early moments of socialization and imbibery by lurking about the speakers in the corner waiting for that perfect moment to unplug the Pre-Made Party Playlist and usurp the offensive musical power with my own carefully constructed list of tunes. Catty? Very much so, but one can only handle so many exclamations of "OHMYGOD I loooooooooove this song." Before an even-worse-than-the-original-although-I-never-in-a-million-years-could-have-dreamed-that-was-even-possible rendition of The Pussycat Dolls' "Don't Cha" is performed to the delight of nobody.

I consider my actions to be of a great boon to society and ear canals across the board.

Daily Haiku for the Last Two (2) Weeks

As the cloud of work

Settles over my full desk

I find a moment

To write quite a few

Haiku that I am remiss

in producing, so

here are several

little coupling matches for

you to read and to

Make up for those I

have missed in writing for you:

My stomach, it growls.

A coffee is not

a well-rounded breakfast, but

it's all that I ate.

Perhaps I will have

leftover PF Changs for

lunch this friday.

The sun is not out

So getting cancer is not

an option I have.

Maybe sit in my

car and listen to music?

I'll probably do that.

I have two song to

get through before Tuesday night

with criticism.

It's scary to be

sure, but appreciated.

Constructivism!

Sierra is in

town, which is super awesome.

Tomorrow? Omelettes!

And meat pies, oh dear!

Maybe we'll watch Sweeney Todd

as we eat the pies.

That sounds sick enough

to be appropriate for

a night with Britta.

Word(s) of the Day

pertinacious- (adj.) holding tenaciously to a purpose, a course of action, or opinion; resolute.

"Perry's persistent pertinaciousness plugged Pamela's post with pliable platitudes and persnippitiness."

sedulous- (adj.) diligent in application or attention; persevering; assiduous.

"Smarmily, Severus Snape's snivellingly sedulous snides and sneers smeared Harry's sustained celebrity."

Workweek Playlist, Vol. 5:

Out of commission for the time being.

Been busy with stuff 'n' things. Check back later.

When I post this again, you know.