Daily Haiku for April 28, 2008

We got some cookies.

The co-workers swooped in;

they* didn't stand a chance.

Word of the Day

omnologist- (n.) A person with extensive knowledge in many areas, or with a formidable collection of general knowledge. An expert in many fields. One who seems to know everything.

"Britta."





*the cookies

(not so) Daily Haiku for April 17, 2008

Supermex: I ate

it. Now for the kidneys to

kick into first gear.

Word of the Day

roister- (v.) to act in a swaggering, boisterous, or uproarious manner.

"Rallying the rabble, Reginald roisterously regaled and roused the revolutionaries."

Daily Haiku for April 2, 2008

Seriously guys, much appreciated.

Dear Science: Can you

please make a soda can that

opens quietly?

Word of the Day

oppugn- (v.) to call in question; dispute

"Oliver ostentatiously oppugned Olivia's obvious oracular ovations."

DAILY HAIKU FOR MARCH 31, 2008

LISTEN TO ME I AM YELLING AT YOU!!!!1!!11!!!ELEVEN!!

SOMETIMES I LIKE TO

SHOUT AND WRITE IN CAPSLOCK FOR

NO GOOD REASON, AAAHAHHHHH!!1!!!!

Word of the Day

castigate- (v.) to criticize or reprimand severely.

"Creatively causing caustic castigations is concurrently a corrupted cataract of cancerous cavalcades."

Daily Haiku for February 12, 2008

I can haz penguin?

Now: an internet

meme for those of you savvy

enough to get it.

Word of the Day

meme- (n.) an idea, belief or belief system, or pattern of behavior that spreads throughout a culture either vertically by cultural inheritance (as by parents to children) or horizontally by cultural acquisition (as by peers, information media, and entertainment media)

"Contrary to popular belief, Britta knew quite well what an internet meme was and as such decided to emulate the infamous 'LOLcats', joining the club with a baby seal."