Chinless Man of the Week

Michael Vartan

We might have Drew Barrymore to thank for this deliciously weak-chinned gent. Clocking in at a respectable 6ft., Michael Vartan won many a lady's heart as the tasty High School Teacher of a crush in Never Been Kissed, went on to become engaged to Jennifer Garner, tread the mythological waters of made-for-TV-movies and now holds down for the erstwhile series Big Shots. Aside from these achievements he's not only devilishly handsome but also spent his childhood summers memorizing Star Wars. Need there be another Chinless Man after Mr. Vartan? The answer, of course, is a straggled,"Yes!" while we concede this most illustrious honor of being the Chinless Man of the Week for April 21, 2008! Congrats, and welcome, Mr. Vartan.

Chinless Man of the Week

Chris Wall


There seems to be a musician-themed tangent to our recent Chinless Men, but really now...who's complaining? Chris Wall, ladies and gents! The weakly be-chinned frontman of the Bournemouth born 'n' bred band Air Traffic. Look at him; perched with delicate balance atop that guitar case, tickling those ivories with talented delight whilst fully aware of the glory his profile is casting upon that fish-eye lens. Tasty. Whether he's wailing into a microphone, bashfully being interviewed, or composing catchy hooks involving a chorus of cacophonous kazoos, Chris Wall is quickly reaching the higher ranks of our Chinless Men of the Week.

Chinless Man of the Week

Janove Ottesen

Lookout Sweden! Norway's sneaking up behind you with their own acoustic laden, jazz inspired indie lo-fi pop-rock. And look! A chinless man at the forefront! 'Tis a proud day indeed for the weakly bechinned set...now you'll kindly excuse me as I fantasize about Andrew Bird, Thom Yorke and Matt Bellamy lounging about a smoky, dimly lit opium den regaling young Mr. Ottesen about the way and wiles of a chinless musician; taking him under their talented wings and preparing him for greatness. Welcome, Janove!

Oh look, a link to his myspace page. Might I suggest "Forget About Me" for your listening pleasure.