Happy May Day all! Today's the day we celebrate the beginning of the Pagan summer!
Ladies: Don your white virginal apparel, braid some heather into your hair and grab those flasks of wine! The Men shall come a callin' and you must be prepared!
Gentlemen: Go erect a Maypole on the font yard of the young Fraulein you fancy! Fret ye not if there already be a Maypole erected by some other forward thinking lad. Simply build a bigger, slightly more phallic Maypole to show the "extent" of your love!
Afterwards: Meet down in town for some good ol' fashioned feisty Maypole dancing!
Schönen Maitag, Freunde!
Someone: Show a girl some love… Maypole? Anyone? Bueller?
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