Daily Haiku for April 1, 2008

I love my new shoes,

They are so cu-OHDEARGOD!!!!

My feetsies...they cry.

Word of the Day

scintilla- (n.) a minute particle; spark; trace

"Seriously, stop sending stupid scans of scintillic sensuousness. S'not cool, man. S'not cool."

Daily Haiku for January 31, 2008

It slaughters the kidneys, Ma.

Why is it every

lady in this office likes

to eat Super Mex?

Word of the Day

opuscle- (n.) a small or minor work; a literary or musical work of small size.

"Orlando's oppressions observed obsequious ostracizations opposing opuscular orchestrations."